Full disclosure: This is a risqué version of a classic Christmas story. So you may want to help yourself to a little eggnog before you continue reading!
“Tweeds” the night before Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse….except for mama in her kerchief and stylish tweed shoes. Oh my goodness…what in the world was mama up to? It seemed she had carefully hung her stockings to arouse St. Nick’s attention….tip-toeing downstairs in a pair of sexy tweed kittens!
Such a handsome fellow, so lively and quick, she knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. And then in a twinkling, I heard upstairs…prancing and joyous hoots! Oh, my…it was mama trying on a new tweed suit. Nicholas suggested a few ideas from Pinterest…Chanel, Chic Wish, and the list continues. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, gave the luster to all the tweed objects to behold.
His eyes how they twinkled…his dimples how merry! He even brought mama a tweed clutch and poured her some sherry! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, I started wondering….is ole’ Nick trying to get into mama’s bed? Lord have mercy, how could this be….who knew there was a salacious side to tweed?
Up to mama’s bedroom the courses they flew, with a bag full of tweed blazers…all brand new! The perfect look for an elegant Christmas party….or an evening at home sipping a hot toddy. Not into vaping, he smoked a pipe, and I started wondering…will he be here all night?
Though his posse was waiting….he had other houses to visit. And let me just say this, when he left…mama was glistening! In her stylish tweed blazer, she looked so put together, and good ole’ St. Nick suggested she wear it with leather!
He sprang to his Mercedes, to mama gave a whistle, and away he flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, “Good God almighty…what a glorious night!”
Holley Williams is a personal stylist specializing in closet inventory, seasonal shopping, and wardrobe consultation. Be sure to check her Holley Williams Style on Pinterest. Contact Holley at [email protected].